Comments on: upsy, downsy and maybe a few body slams http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/ art, angst and the occasional mention of nudity Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:46:16 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=MU By: GoingLoopy http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-536 GoingLoopy Mon, 27 Aug 2007 20:20:34 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-536 When I was in college, a friend who had recently graduated got a job managing a retail store. He of course was all "come work for me, free paycheck", so I go to interview....but they had this skeezy manager from another store doing the interviewing. He looked like Steve Buscemi on a bad day and I think I intimidated him. He had really bad teeth with GREEN FOOD stuck in them. My friend the manager was also there, and we spent the whole interview trying not to look at each other so we wouldn't bust out laughing. My favorite one, though, was when they called me for an interview, and when I went in, handed me a pile of tax forms without telling me that I (a) officially had the job (b) how much money I would be making or (c) any company policies whatsoever. Then again, the hiring manager's name was "Reefer...." So hang in there, and hopefully you'll get a non-sucking job. In the meantime, go take out your frustrations on some overpaid government employees and make them find your food stamp paperwork. I likey the fish picture....very cool colors. :) When I was in college, a friend who had recently graduated got a job managing a retail store. He of course was all “come work for me, free paycheck”, so I go to interview….but they had this skeezy manager from another store doing the interviewing. He looked like Steve Buscemi on a bad day and I think I intimidated him. He had really bad teeth with GREEN FOOD stuck in them. My friend the manager was also there, and we spent the whole interview trying not to look at each other so we wouldn’t bust out laughing.

My favorite one, though, was when they called me for an interview, and when I went in, handed me a pile of tax forms without telling me that I (a) officially had the job (b) how much money I would be making or (c) any company policies whatsoever. Then again, the hiring manager’s name was “Reefer….”

So hang in there, and hopefully you’ll get a non-sucking job. In the meantime, go take out your frustrations on some overpaid government employees and make them find your food stamp paperwork.

I likey the fish picture….very cool colors. :)

]]> By: Pam http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-535 Pam Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:52:46 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-535 I'd think the volunteer jobs would be wiling to work around your schedule at work, so I guess whether you call them now or wait to hear about the job depends on whether you want to do both. And that was definitely a fishie that needed to be thrown back! I’d think the volunteer jobs would be wiling to work around your schedule at work, so I guess whether you call them now or wait to hear about the job depends on whether you want to do both. And that was definitely a fishie that needed to be thrown back!

]]> By: karmacat http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-534 karmacat Mon, 27 Aug 2007 18:38:01 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-534 Your loss? Yeah, like there's a shortage of icky creeps out there. *shudder* Good luck with the job. Years ago, my friend's kid sister worked at one of those labs you mail your film to. Believe me, people choose mail versus in-person for a reason. She saw photos no 17-year-old should ever see, let alone as poster-sized enlargements. But I'm sure in-person would be quite interesting, too... Your loss? Yeah, like there’s a shortage of icky creeps out there. *shudder*

Good luck with the job. Years ago, my friend’s kid sister worked at one of those labs you mail your film to. Believe me, people choose mail versus in-person for a reason. She saw photos no 17-year-old should ever see, let alone as poster-sized enlargements. But I’m sure in-person would be quite interesting, too…

]]> By: shaded-lily http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-533 shaded-lily Mon, 27 Aug 2007 16:09:58 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-533 I hope you will let us know if you ever start selling your artwork on eBay. If there's a way to keep your identity private. Maybe you can come up with an artsy artist name to sell it under. I hope you will let us know if you ever start selling your artwork on eBay. If there’s a way to keep your identity private. Maybe you can come up with an artsy artist name to sell it under.

]]> By: Kathy http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-530 Kathy Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:08:53 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-530 That should say hit "delete" and save myself a lot of trouble... That should say hit “delete” and save myself a lot of trouble…

]]> By: Kathy http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-529 Kathy Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:06:59 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-529 I used to reply to emails like the one you got, just the way you did. My friend Rob says, "Replying to those guys to tell them why you won't go out with them is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work and it just pisses off the pig." Now I just say "No thanks," then hit and save myself a lot of trouble. Hang in there... I used to reply to emails like the one you got, just the way you did. My friend Rob says, “Replying to those guys to tell them why you won’t go out with them is like trying to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work and it just pisses off the pig.” Now I just say “No thanks,” then hit and save myself a lot of trouble.

Hang in there…

]]> By: Smed http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-527 Smed Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:04:05 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-527 Fishy Fishy Fishy Fish! Go kick the Govmnts ass abou the food stamps. And... "Dear Jabba --- Why don't you get your own wife to give you a blow job. Oh, she won't? Maybe that's because the minute you're done you get up, put on your shorts and start watching the game??? Cuddle, damnit. Bastard. Putz. That is all." How's that... Fishy Fishy Fishy Fish! Go kick the Govmnts ass abou the food stamps. And…

“Dear Jabba —

Why don’t you get your own wife to give you a blow job. Oh, she won’t? Maybe that’s because the minute you’re done you get up, put on your shorts and start watching the game??? Cuddle, damnit. Bastard. Putz. That is all.”

How’s that…

]]> By: Poolie http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-526 Poolie Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:45:51 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-526 YEEEEE! Toad Man! Snarky interviews! Cutting off the food stamps! When it rains, it pours. I hope it all gets straightened out, and sometimes those volunteer jobs at museums turn into real ones. YEEEEE! Toad Man! Snarky interviews! Cutting off the food stamps! When it rains, it pours. I hope it all gets straightened out, and sometimes those volunteer jobs at museums turn into real ones.

]]> By: warcrygirl http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-525 warcrygirl Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:35:07 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-525 That happened to my best friend, she filled out paperwork and the local food stamp office processed it late. As punishment the No-So-Nice lady told her it will be processed in four weeks. She made a phone called and it was pushed up three weeks. This woman has kids to feed for fuck's sake. Here's more hugs for you. That happened to my best friend, she filled out paperwork and the local food stamp office processed it late. As punishment the No-So-Nice lady told her it will be processed in four weeks. She made a phone called and it was pushed up three weeks. This woman has kids to feed for fuck’s sake. Here’s more hugs for you.

]]> By: betty http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-523 betty Sun, 26 Aug 2007 23:06:23 +0000 http://awittykitty.wordpress.com/2007/08/26/upsy-downsy-and-maybe-a-few-body-slams/#comment-523 baby... you don't know what your missing.....I hear jabba is a voracious lover *cough* baby… you don’t know what your missing…..I hear jabba is a voracious lover *cough*

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